Cue Kristen: Husband of Christa Hann
Back story: Kristen downed a trophy buck this year and sent it to a taxidermist since it's a once in a lifetime sort of deal
The trophy buck was ready for presentation on Christmas Eve....yeah of all times!
So the agreement was, Brutis, as Kristen has named him, could stay in the dining room over the Christmas holidays to proudly be displayed for family & friends.
As of today, it's still in my dining room...Grrrr!!
I mean seriously....just look at it, this photo was taken on New Years
It just sits there, looking, watching you.
I have a small house and this thing is so big it literally stretches across the house.
Kristen has to be careful when he stands from the table, so as to not bump his head on "Brutis!"
That's an orignal Ken poem. You can use it if you like."
"LMAO!!! That's awesome :) I'm going to use it on my blog this week....!!!"
(give me a break people.....though I'm thoroughly annoyed about the presence of Brutis in my dining room....I have to give the 'funny guy' credit where credit is due)
But to my complete surprise, cousin Ken goes and tops himself by adding to his poem with this:
"You have a blog?!?!?!? Awesome. Here's a second and third verse...
It's not a total deer,
it's just his mounted head.
He lived out in the woods,
'till Kristen shot him dead.
And now he's mounted proudly,
free from all his cares.
If my husband thinks it's staying,
then HE can move downstairs."
And I say....."Amen to that!!"